Spider Web Theory
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(Note: This is a post that I originally wrote on Substack.)
Spiderwebs are a fundamental force of nature; the universe is filled with spiderwebs.
Not made up of spiderwebs, that would be absurd. But rather, the atmosphere and "air" that we experience are just layers and layers of spiderwebs.
Think about it. Whenever you walk, you encounter this thing called "air resistance", but this "air resistance" is just invisible spiderwebs slowing your movement. Another example is waking up. Every morning, it takes me significant energy to get out of my bed. Is that a result of myself? Absolutely not; it's because of the fundamental force of some invisible spiderwebs.
So why has no one (including our scientific community) heard about this theory? One possibility is that this theory is too powerful and explains everything. In elementary physics classes, students are taught to "ignore air resistance", or in other words to ignore the fundamental force of the spiderwebs. In addition, scientists are just starting to realize this fundamental force, with their so-called "string theory".
In conclusion, there is a new fundamental force that I have discovered, the "spiderweb" force, that scientists are just starting to discover. This force will revolutionize science as we know it, by disrupting the standard model of physics as well as the periodic table.
oh and,
thanks for reading my first blog post.